Sabrina Carpenter is an All-American slut and I am forever grateful

that's it, that's the post

I am a millenial and therefore I have only just recently processed who Sabrina Carpenter is. But now that I know I can’t stay away. Everything this bitch does is gold and I just feel so grateful to be alive at the same time as her. She is making being a shameless slut mainstream in a way that my inner fourteen year old still needs. Glory glory Hallelujiah. This woman epitomizes the Satanic Baby Girl in all of us.

If you’re like me and you’re trying to tell the difference between Sabrina Carpenter and all these other pop girlies, do yourself a favor and get familiar. Her work is well worth your time.

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Jessamyn Stanley is the author of Yoke and Every Body Yoga,
limited signed copies are available here. You can find unsigned copies on Amazon, Bookshop, and published in German here.

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