How To Have a Great Valentines Day
By properly dicking down your partner.
It’s February aka pleasure month and I’m so excited to share some of my favorite sexual wellness products with y’all.
Drop your favorite sex products in the comments- I can’t wait to up my game with your help.
This is in no particular order although the first thing is absolutely the most important thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life and yes, it is that serious.
And just fyi, I’ve included some affiliate links and if you click on them and make a purchase, I’ll get a percentage of the sales.
Alright, here’s the list:
Vibrator
Rechargeable Hitachi Magic Wand- $93.88
The only vibrator you will ever need. Yes, I said it. And I know not everybody likes a wand. And some people specifically like insertables, or sucker toys, or any of the other myriad shit they sell at Good Vibes or anywhere else. But when you’re ready to play with the big boys and not just receive but give the best orgasms of your life, click that link and get you a hitachi. You will not regret it. It is the queer gold standard for a reason.
Check Out My Hitachi Magic Wand Review.
Lube
Sutil Luxe Botanical Lube- $19+
I don’t have an affiliate link for this and I wish I did because this shit is so fire and I wish I could use my own affiliate link to buy it. Literally, it’s amazing. I cannot recommend it highly enough. It increases stimulation with great texture. What more do you need.
Lube
Sliquid Sassy- $12.59
This used to be my gold standard lube and honestly talking about it right now is a reminder to go get some. Sliquid makes lots of lubes and I like this one because it has a pretty thick texture but it’s also clear and not greasy and feels good when it dries.
Lube
This is Foria’s non-CBD lube- I have never used this but I do have an affiliate link for it so that’s why I’m sharing it. I love Foria lube so much because it is coconut oil based with other botanical herbs which- I just think it’s nice, especially when you’re playing with other people, to show up for the party with natural ingredients that are good for the body. I’.m sure coconut oil doesn’t work for everybody as a lube, but some lubes can be REALLY reactive because of their ingredient list so I’m here for anything all natural. Plus herbal blends are nice because they heighten the experience- coconut oil on its own? Bomb. Coconut oil plus herbs? Next level
Lube
Foria Everyday Vibrance Melts- $48
I particularly like these melts for anal play-they’re marketed as vaginal suppositories, so they’re really good for lubing a dry pussy but they’re also really powerful for anal play. You just slide one up there, give it a minute to melt, and you’re good to go for a lot of things because, again, what Foria excels at is herbal blends so the herbs plus the coconut oil are doing a lot to stimulate arousal as well which is nice for anal play especially if you’re new to ass play. Which honestly, I am, so.
Lube
This stuff is amazing, and the CBD totally makes a difference. Honestly I think all lube should have CBD in it. It’s just way better. At the same time that it’s lubricating it’s also actively stimulating arousal and calming the body. Fun fact- one time I was hooking up with someone and we (I) accidentally spilled this exact CBD sex oil all over their phone thereby rendering their phone unusable. We tried to dry it out in rice, but learned another fun fact- you cannot dry out a phone that has been doused in coconut oil in the same way that you might dry out that same phone if it got submerged in water. In the process of this experiment, a grain of rice got stuck in their charging port thereby making it impossible for them to CHARGE their phone. Cut to the next night (my birthday), we drop acid together, I channel my great grandmother who tells me to cast this person out of my home which I do because obviously when. your great grandmother speaks to you through the spirit realm and tells you to get someone out of your house, you do it. However, this person’s phone was still not working and so I had put them out on the streets of Durham County with no ride home so. yeah. Mainly I think I’m choosing a deeply passive aggressive and Cancerian way of apologizing for that whole incident but also I’m saying that open bottles of coconut oil and double dose acid trips probably shouldn’t mix. Or maybe they should but they didn’t in this particular situation.
Lube
High Priestess Drip Lubricating Sex Oil- $48
This is a new to me product-it showed up in a PR package, I put it by my bedside, and over the past few weeks it has become my gold standard. Great texture, it has CBD in it so very high marks, and I love the applicator tip- it’s very handy. I wouldn’t mind a tip with a slightly bigger grip- my fingers are kind of large and when things get slippery it’s hard to keep traction. But for this little baby I’ll figure it the fuck out. It’s fire.
Harness
Spare Parts Joque Harness- $134.95 (amazon) or $138.99 (Feelmore, Black queer owned Bay area sex toy shop)
I love this harness because it comes in multiple sizes, and size B is good for fat people. I don’t know how fat- like, I have not tested above my own size but I have fluctuated from a US size 16 to US size 20ish and it’s been good the whole time. It’s very comfortable with velcro straps and it feels nice to wear above and below the fat fold and it doesn’t catch on my pubic hair. It has very soft material so it’s get to wear for long periods of time and I like that it cups under my butt cheeks as opposed to a thong style but I’ve gotten curious about thong style harnesses so if you have any recommendations drop em in the comments. This harness also has a little pouch under the cock ring so you can tuck a bullet vibe in there.
Dildo
VixSkin Goodfella Dildo- $149.95
Truth be told, I bought my dick so long ago that I don’t remember the brand or where I got it but I think I got it at The Pleasure Chest in New York so I included a link to their shop for that reason. The Pleasure Chest has come through for me on many connections, including one time I was in LA on business and forgot my hitachi wand and needed to buy another on the fly (if memory serves I had actually left it in a hotel room in Seattle but that’s a story for another time). Anyway, this VixSkin dildo is a lot like my dick- somewhere around 7” tall and less than 2” thick with realistic flesh skin (my dick has lots of wrinkles and very wrinkly balls which I appreciate- I go for realism with most things, especially this). I also like that the skin color matches my own- it gives me gender euphoria to look down and see my dick matching the rest of me but that’s a personal preference. Unlike this dick, my dick has a suction cup base which is one of my favorite things about it- if for no other reason, I frequently have it suctioned upright to my bedside table for ease of access.
Anal
We Vibe Ditto+ Vibrating Plug- $129
I used an older model of this plug with a former partner and loved it so much- so easy to use, very comfortable fit, rechargeable, very easy to manipulate the remote control. Now this newer model has app controls has well, which sounds amazing.
Part 2 Coming soon!