I really didn’t know i cared so much about this.
That’s a lie. This is definitely me in either high school or college, hiding in the back of Barnes and Noble at Friendly Center in Greensboro, NC which…iykyk.
That Barnes and Noble was also where shit like this Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows book release party would have happened. So basically, when I wasn’t being escorted by my mother to midnight Harry Potter release parties at this very Southern suburban book shop, I could be found skulking around the back of the coffee shop trying to memorize The Whole Lesbian Sex Book while chugging chai tea lattes, apparently getting ready to write this substack even back then.
One more thing…
Here are some yoga classes on The Underbelly that will help open your hips, pelvis, and low back for strap-on play. Start a guided 7-day trial of The Underbelly by signing up at this link and get a FREE yoga toolkit to help jumpstart your practice when you sign up here.
When you get on the app, here are the classes and tracks you should reference:
The Blossoms Track- this is a whole collection of classes focused on getting your body ready for sex. Within this track, I highly recommend Pelvic Play and 1-900-Sexercise to get started.
Low Back Betty- this is a beginner friendly fan favorite class that will get your body right, particularly if you struggle with low back pain.
Send this to your friends or your lovers or your friends who are your lovers because I promise you one of them needs them to read this right now. They’ve told no one but they feel very insecure about how they fuck their boo and you will be a dope ass friend for reading the signs and knowing what they need to see right now.
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